Do you love bedhead? Please say you do. When I wake up, I don't try to brush my hair. Do you know what I do? I give perfect blowjobs, and men I've slept with moaned and wanted to have more because of my undeniably great talent in bed.

When I'm not in pubs drinking... When I'm not in a restaurant eating... When I'm not in a coffee shop enjoying the taste of a freshly brewed coffee... There's one place where you can find me. In my Bedroom.

Stroking a man's penis makes my fanny aroused, so I only agree to be with a man when we're in a private place. Otherwise, I might not be able to control myself from taking my clothes off to perform in the crowd.

Leaving the past behind and on the stage of moving on from a recent divorce. It wasn't me. It's my best friend and her husband. Why am I so affected? Let me tell you, I liked the bloke. Oh, that's incorrect. I "like" him, but he had to leave. To forg...

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...