There's no need to waste our time trying to know each other. We both know why we are here, so let's skip the formalities and go straight down to business. Let us tease each other all day long, and see where it could possibly lead us.

People often refer to me as a delicious wine because I become tastier as I age. However, only a handful of people can handle the kick I got. I might get you drunk with pleasure and fuck you until you become unsure of who you are anymore.

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

Took me a lot of courage to get back onto finding a partner to be with this late, so I would love to not be disappointed. Of course flirting is a dance that needs to be learnt and I'm a very diligent student. Do I get plus points if I say I'm good at...

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.