I hope you are skilled enough to please a woman like me. It is not that easy to satisfy me. You will need to spend a lot of time teasing me just to get me wet. Rough me up and make me feel like I am a proper fuck doll. This is the only way I can enjo...

My career took up most of my younger years. I don't regret it but I mourn the days of having to turn down fit blokes. Now that I have retired, I am going to do my damnest to try and shag as many lads as I can.

Getting old has not left bitterness in my heart. I'm happy to say I have lived a life full of different patterns that have shaped me for who I am today. Had it not been for those patterns, I wouldn't be as good as I am in bed today.

I may look like an angel sent from the sky above to make the world a better place, but I am nothing like that. I am more of a devil who broke through the gates of hell to sow the seeds of lust all over the world.

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.