I have this fantasy that I've been meaning to try out but can't seem to find a bloke to do it with. It involves a leather corset, lacy stockings, and a gag ball. The catch is that I'm not the one who's going to wear them. Any volunteers?

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

I have to say that I am personally impressed at how my baps are still perky despite my age. I just go barmy when someone plays with them and starts pulling on my nipple using their teeth. I end up with an aching cunt that's begging for a cock.

I love surprises! Most especially, surprise shagging like when a man suddenly comes up to me when I have my back on him while sipping my favourite red wine. I must say I have enjoyed this kind of setting because it's thrilling!

I always catch one of my son's mates checking me out since the first time he got invited home. Years after my divorce, this lad came around for what I thought was a friendly visit but it turned out it was more than that. Long story short, some lads t...