I have aged, but I don't see it as something negative. With every good and bad experience, I've learned a lot. I also have self-control, so I don't go to shopping centres buying things that are not necessary. I only allow myself to let loose when I'm...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I forgot what it feels like to spend cold nights wrapped around a warm body. It's been years since I have been pleased the way I crave to be. I've kept myself entertained in various ways, using my hands and toys, but nothing compares to the thrill sk...