It has been years since I flirted with someone. I'm not sure why I am here. Maybe the boredom finally got me, and now I am trying out different things just to make my body and mind occupied. I hate it when I am not doing anything, so a bit of chattin...

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I am usually the shy type when it comes to meeting new people for the first time. However, beyond my seemingly naive personality lies a lustful lass who will not hesitate to spread her legs for a handsome stud.