I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

Hope you don't mind a lass who loves putting her arms around your neck. When I do that, it's a secret code for "I'd want you to shag me tonight". I won't be ashamed to admit that I'm a pillow princess.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Meet this brilliant light who shines in the darkest night. I'm an ember who keeps getting hotter and hotter as you fan the flames. I'm unbeatable when it comes to being hot in cold nights. I have loads of healthy and delicious cream pie that'll keep ...

Not attracted with arrogant men who think that they own the world. I'm fascinated with men who are true gentlemen. Those who ask what I'd like for lunch and those who open doors for me. They may be simple gestures, but they always make my heart melt.