Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Meet this brilliant light who shines in the darkest night. I'm an ember who keeps getting hotter and hotter as you fan the flames. I'm unbeatable when it comes to being hot in cold nights. I have loads of healthy and delicious cream pie that'll keep ...

A caring lass with a fit body, that's how I would describe myself. I do get disappointed when blokes come my way thinking that I'm a slag, so I hope I don't get any sleazy messages. I want someone who can take care of my needs, stir my imagination to...

The only hobby that keeps me going through my crazy and busy life is surfing the web and different social media platforms. But I’ve suddenly become tired of browsing though. I want more action and here I am looking for a man who can give me what I ...