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I like to read books in the couch while sipping a cup of hot chocolate paired with waffles. Tea is great, but my taste buds prefer hot choco. I'm a positve person, and you'll find me laughing at funny videos.

I am a lady who loves to party hard until the ungodly hours. I am also the type of babe who enjoys being one over the eight in a nice watering hole. Anyway, the reason why I came here is to find a bloke who fancies alcoholic drinks like me.

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