Look at my profile and send me a message if you like what you see. If there's something that doesn't appeal to your taste, tell me and I'll see what I can do to make you love it. I will make sure that your time will not be wasted if you chat with me....

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

I assure you that despite my age, my skills in bed are still outstanding and commendable. I may not have the young and sexy body that I had before but at least, I still know the finest bed techniques that every man will surely enjoy.

I am nothing but a horny granny wanting to have fresh meat down her throat. I've always been horny ever since I was young. Now that I am a lot older the burning lust inside me is only getting stronger.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.