Most people I know mentioned that one’s sex drive tends to lessen once she gets older. But this is not the case for me. My libido is still quite high despite my age and to be honest, I still want to have sex every single day of my life. I always ge...

I have been lonely for some time now and I am looking for a young bloke to help me get rid of this feeling. How? By filling me up with their throbbing prick, of course! I have wrinkles but I could still give a flawless performance in bed.

At the age I'm in, I want to find a partner to spend my lonely nights with. Something serious or not, it's fine, I just want someone to keep me warm at night. To make me feel desirable again, rekindle the fire that I might long thought died.

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...