So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

People often describe me as wild and sexy when I was younger. Now that I am at this age, I may not be as sexy as before, but I am still as wild as ever. I can make you scream out my name using nothing but my mouth.

Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.

Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

My life revolves around getting drunk and wasted. I really can't recollect the last time I was sober. It's when I'm drunk that my confidence is overflowing, sexiness is oozing, and my feelings are genuine.