Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I'm looking for new fish to fry, those who can take the heat in the kitchen and would even thrive in it. There is no holding back when it comes to fucking with me, oh no, we don't do that here. If you think you can get along with me, then don't be sh...

Drama is the one thing that I hate most in the world. I am just too busy enjoying life to wallow in my emotions. I think some people have nothing better to do than indulge themselves in real-life drama. If you’re the kind of bloke, then feel free t...

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Sex while the lights are on doesn't scare me or makes me feel quite self-conscious. I find it fun looking at my partner's eyes who's full of desire for me. I love to kiss him passionately while his hands are all over me. Sadly, he hasn't found me yet...