What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

Walking into boutiques which sells racy and lacy knickers is my version of heaven on earth! The reaction I get when I take off my clothes in front of an excited young bloke is priceless. Plus it makes me feel like a goddess when I wear a new pair.

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

Book discussion clubs. I have already joined many of those clubs because I like to be with people who know and clearly understands what I'm talking about. And, I enjoy meaningful conversations.

All I want is to fill my remaining nights on Earth with hardcore sex and rough pounding. I know that some people will think that I am out of mind because all I think about is sex even if I don't have that long to live. However, I prefer to spend the ...