People I know always tell me that I will gain nothing if I continue fooling around. Well, I don't care what they say. They are just jealous because I can do whatever I want. For example, I can fuck the one reading this message just because I can. I a...

When you're with me, you don't need to go to a spa for a nice erotic massage. Let me tell you that I'm good at giving gentle rubs and strokes all over your body, making you relax and hard at the same time.

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...

Need your help. Nah. I don't need your money nor your posh cars. The only thing that I need from you is your sexual thoughts. I have lots of sex toys that I like to use, and I'd want you to be with them in spirit.

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.