I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...

Suggesting to play roles in bed is the quickest way to get my cunt ache. I am not sure why pretending to be another person gets me randy, maybe it's because of all the porn I've watched. Either way, I want a bloke who I could think on their feet and ...

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

I am a 36D and feel like lots of blokes are kind of intimidated by my boobs, but hey! You totally shouldn't be. Even though it's not a bad image to have, I'm telling you there's a lot more to me!

Anyone who has been with me can attest that dating me is a piece of cake. All that an interested lad has to do is feed. Yes, you read that right. Feed me with the most delicious food you can make or think of and I assure you, I’ll be nothing but ha...