What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

It can be quite depressing to be alone all the time. I only have my toys to keep me company when I feel sad and horny. I want someone to be there for me when I suddenly become lustful. Someone who can satisfy the cravings of my horny pussy.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I value quality over quantity. I don't like to splurge on posh items that would either fade or break in the end. I want affection, physically and emotionally. Conversations that leaves a smile on my face and fills my thoughts with positivity. I wonde...

Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?