Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

My life revolves around getting drunk and wasted. I really can't recollect the last time I was sober. It's when I'm drunk that my confidence is overflowing, sexiness is oozing, and my feelings are genuine.

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

When I was a young lass, everyone liked me because I was polite and I was never late. Now that I’m older, I’m still the same. The only difference is the fact that I want to find someone who can make me sleepless fuckless nights more bearable.

My mates thought that whenever I am at a loose end, I just go home in order to sleep. Little did they know, I am not sleeping. Instead, whenever I have nothing else to do, I watch some X-rated videos while I play with myself.