Make me submit to you. Tell me what you want and punish me if I did not do a good job. Discipline me when I have the cheek to talk back. Fuck my sopping quim who's only use is to pleasure you. I want to be your pretty little pet.

I am an enthusiast for collecting knickknacks over the years, especially ones that I could use in the bedroom during a gloomy day. The thicker ones fill me up better while the longer ones reach places I never would have imagined.

I know I shouldn't be playing with food but the thought of a cock covered in whipped cream has me soaking. I have a sweet tooth and even if I know I should be dialing it down, I get dessert whenever I can.

If only I can turn back time, I would fuck all the lads I want until my cunt feels satisfied. It's depressing that I did not enjoy my youth too much. Now that I am old, I can't even do the things I want to do.

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