It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

Going for walks around the park to stretch my legs would often have me wondering what it would be like to get shagged on one of the benches. It's a fantasy that little old me would love to talk about with dishy lads.

I hate surprises because I don't need a bribe to like you. You cannot easily please me with expensive gifts and whatnot; you might not see my face light up even if I have the most precious present in the world.

Shagging in public is one of the most exhilarating experiences I've ever had and since then became addicted to finding out just how much I could get away with. Over the years I have ridden a gent's dick in a full car park, fingered myself in the cine...

I reckon that things get better with time, I would like to assume that it applies to sex too. I assure you that women in their 40's are some of the randiest bunch, I am the perfect example. I crave shagging a cock more now than I did when I was in my...