I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

It can be quite depressing to be alone all the time. I only have my toys to keep me company when I feel sad and horny. I want someone to be there for me when I suddenly become lustful. Someone who can satisfy the cravings of my horny pussy.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I finish a blowjob by swallowing loads while looking at my partner. I like it on my face or breasts as well, but nothing's more perfect than tasting it. I'm also fond of 69 where both of us can gently devour each other with our hungry seductive mouth...

Ballet has been a passion of mine ever since I was a child. I didn't take it up professionally but it's a great way to keep myself fit and flexible. Sure comes in handy when experimenting with uncommon sex positions.