All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

Old but not weak. Old but not helpless. Old but not weary. I'm an optimistic person who's grateful for what she already has. But I'd even be more pleased if you can be a wonderful addition to my happiness.

Nothing turns me on like the thoughts of getting covered in scratches, hickeys, bites, and waking up the next day aching all over. If I had those then that would have meant that the fucking session the night before was delicious as fuck.

I may have a few wrinkles and white hair, but I am in no means fragile! I can take a hard pounding from a virile young gent who would even teach this old gal a new trick or two. I'm going to pleasure them like no young lass ever had.