There are five things that I want right now: 1. Long and relaxing hot tub session 2. Dark chocolate bars 3. Some peculiar plants 4. Someone to flirt and get naughty with 5. A very hard and erected knob.

Look at my profile and send me a message if you like what you see. If there's something that doesn't appeal to your taste, tell me and I'll see what I can do to make you love it. I will make sure that your time will not be wasted if you chat with me....

Lost in love for a while. I'd been in a relationship with the wrong f*cking guy as Jennifer Lopez once said. I'm not ashamed to tell you that I was hurt, but that's a lesson learned. I'm stronger now, and I'm ready to do anything. Any suggestions for...

Bless my late husband's soul, but he was never the best when it comes to shagging. I always had to finish myself off after he starts to doze off. We had quite the age gap that is why I'm not bothered if a fit young lad chats me up. I still have a lot...

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...