I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

Willing to try anything new. Willing to get into adventurous and exciting things as long as the bloke who is interested in me can convince me to do it. Why don’t you send me a mind-boggling message and I’ll decide if you have what it takes to be ...

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

It seems like a little weird for me being here so I'm not sure what I am looking for but I'll get used to this soon. With that said, I'm open to your suggestion as I love to flirt, but that's just about it, nothing complicated or serious.

Truth be told, I think I am a little too old to be trying out things like this. However, I have no other choice because going out and picking up MILF-lovers at the pub or bar is getting more difficult.