Book discussion clubs. I have already joined many of those clubs because I like to be with people who know and clearly understands what I'm talking about. And, I enjoy meaningful conversations.

I need someone who knows how to lick my baps and fanny as if they are ice cream. So, if there's a bloke here who is confident about his tongue skills, I need to know who you are as soon as possible so DM me!!!

I am a delightful lass who is easy peasy to please. All you have to do is say something that will make my bad days better and my good days even better, especially my nights under the sheets. Are you up for the challenge?

I'm looking for new fish to fry, those who can take the heat in the kitchen and would even thrive in it. There is no holding back when it comes to fucking with me, oh no, we don't do that here. If you think you can get along with me, then don't be sh...

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.