I once caught a mate of my son with his pants down because he thought beating his bishop in our living room was a brilliant idea. Nevertheless though, I gave him a "hand" just so he wouldn't feel so embarrassed about the whole ordeal.

When doing any job, it is important to have the right set of tools. I am looking for a lad who has a 6-inch tool or bigger between his legs. Things might be a little loose on my cave, so I only need someone who can make it feel tight again.

Hooking up with younger lads is an eye-opener! I never knew I could get fucked in positions that aren't missionary or doggy. What I am yearning for is to try out is buggery. I've seen a few pornographic videos under that tag and I have to say, it's t...

Young blokes do know how to handle older women, I was rather surprised. Though if I were to choose, I'd pick the ones who know how to follow orders but cheeky enough to want to get punished. I love having to spank an arse until it blushes.

If you like to distract my attention from entertaining other men here, add a strong flavour of naughtiness to your message. Make it so peppery, honey. And be consistent. Only then will you take my breath away.