You are reading this because you haven't found the lady you want. Am I correct? Well, take a good look at my profile. Maybe I somehow possess what you like. Better yet, just tell me what you want from me. I will be straightforward in telling you whet...

If only I can turn back time, I would fuck all the lads I want until my cunt feels satisfied. It's depressing that I did not enjoy my youth too much. Now that I am old, I can't even do the things I want to do.

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

There would be no end to all the struggles in life, so one should just enjoy the ride and make it all worthwhile. I know this is a bit weird to say on my profile, but I am looking for someone who agrees with me on this.

After spending so many years wallowing pain and grief over a failed relationship, I am now ready to go back to the game. I've been sidelined for so long, I kind of forgot the rules and how to play. It would be great if someone can show me the ropes a...