I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

Dressing up men in pretty lingerie is a fantasy that has always been just that, a fantasy. After all these years I'm still looking for fit blokes who love to be praised and aren't put off when I call them "pretty" or "lovely". I just want to worship ...

I don't expect much from old lads, but I do hope that they can at least provide me with the sexual satisfaction I need. It is hard to get young cock to fuck my old cunt. Despite that, I am still hopeful that a fit stud can notice my lust.

I'm one example of a person who's always busy with her hands. I like experimenting and creating things. I should have been an engineer, but I didn't take that path. I'm a designer who's mind is working all the time.

I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.