Putting vinegar on my chips is heaven. I have to admit that a put a lot on them. It has this rich flavor that compliments the salty taste of chips. Other times I put sauce on them, or a mix of vinegar and sauce, but I really prefer vinegar. You shoul...

Two skills I want to learn: Calligraphy and candle making Two things I wish I didn't know: Drinking and smoking Two things that piss me off: Unsatisfying Sex and unreal orgasm Now, tell me it's your turn.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Whenever I shower, I can't resist giving my baps a cheeky squeeze or my cunt a teasing caress. It would be more preferable if it were a bloke's rough hands running up and down my wrinkled yet supple body. Massaging and groping me until I'm putty in t...

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.