I once caught a mate of my son with his pants down because he thought beating his bishop in our living room was a brilliant idea. Nevertheless though, I gave him a "hand" just so he wouldn't feel so embarrassed about the whole ordeal.

Using blindfolds and restraints, punishing my submissive whenever they don't behave or acting like a fucking brat who won't follow orders, I thrive in those situations. It doesn't hurt that I have years of experience and know how to give pleasure and...

There are times that I fancy a stroll in the park with just a trench coat on. Nothing else, just a coat and a pair of heels. I think I could get away with it, I mean why would a middle-aged woman like me be up to no good?

Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.