If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

A very naughty lady who couldn't get enough of just one lad. I know that I may sound greedy with this but I really prefer having two or maybe three lads on my side. Yes, I am not a stick-to-one lady and if you're fine with that, let me know.

I have been lonely for some time now and I am looking for a young bloke to help me get rid of this feeling. How? By filling me up with their throbbing prick, of course! I have wrinkles but I could still give a flawless performance in bed.

I'm not some old bint who'll fumble around in bed when it comes to shagging. I'm far from it. I kept up with the times and have been around a few lads who taught me a lot of neat tricks. Now I'm looking forward to new partners who would love to show ...

Certainty. Confidence. Conviction. Before doing something, I think about it a million times. By the time I do it, I'm convinced of it. I don't have self-doubt within me nor does the idea of having one crosses my mind. This both applies to sex and bus...