Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I don't often wear racy clothes when I go out, but one day I thought "to hell with it!" and wore a mini skirt for the first time in a decade or two. The looks I got had me feeling powerful and sexy, it was rather invigorating. Now I would like to see...

People are afraid of falling in love because they might crash into the reality that the other party doesn't feel the same way with them. I hate to admit, but I am one of those who are scared of falling in love. I don't want to experience the pain of ...

Incorporating food items into sexual activities is one of my favourite things in the world. I would often use syrups or cream to slather on the shaft and see how loud they'd moan. I wonder if men half my age are messy eaters too.

It's nice to have a conversation with someone who accepts me for who I am, age and all. I am experiencing some difficulties looking for someone like that. I think lads who will waste their time with old ladies are rare these days. I hope someone will...