Father Time is slowly catching up on me. I am beginning to be scared, and at the same time, desperate. I don't want to grow old alone, with no one to fuck me every time I feel the urge. I hope I can find a decent man as soon as possible.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I'm interested with casual talks. I can't stand conversations that require deep thinking. I've done serious fun a million times. lol. Now all I want is to have fun while talking about stuff that give me a good laugh.

Things are going great in my life so far. The only thing missing is a bloke capable of giving me the pleasure I desire. Do you have the desire to test out your skills in pleasing a woman? Send me a message if you do. I am willing to become your guine...

All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...