If I have the opportunity to change something in my body, I will choose to not change anything. And that's because I am already contented with my luscious body. I am also confident that my perky thrupney bits and firm bum are already fantastic enough...

Not someone who would text her boyfriend when he's not home after 6pm. Not also someone who gets mad when he's with his friends drinking beer. I'm not insecure, and I know that a man needs his freedom too.

I'm a middle-aged woman who's trying to look for someone who can satisfy me in a variety of extraordinary ways. I want someone who has above-average skills inside the bedroom and who will do everything to keep me from feeling sexually disappointed.

No beating around the bush, I'll tell you flat out that I would love to have filthy conversations with blokes instead of just getting to know each other. Let's share our dirtiest fantasies and wank off to each other's words.

No matter how chaotic the world around me may get, my mind will always be at ease knowing that I've done nearly all the things I want to do in my life. The only thing left on my bucket list is having a weeklong fuckfest with young studs. I hope I can...