When one works in the office, shenanigans are definitely happening all around. I would often leave the buttons on my blouse lower than necessary, showing off my ample tits. If I catch some of my co-workers staring at my cleavage then I would just win...

I broke someone's heart a couple years ago I wasn't ready. I had so many dreams I had to pursue at the time. This time, I might do it again - hurting a lad's feelings, so if you're not here for fun, look away. But if you're thrilled by it, send me a ...

I am the kind of woman who doesn't care about physical appearance. I don't give a fuck if you are as handsome as Leonardo Di Carpio on his prime or as ugly as Shrek on steroids. For me, good looks don't mean jack, especially if you can't satisfy my l...

To the man who loves to waste his time reading different profiles, why not spend your time sending a message instead? I mean you have more chances of having the attention of at least one lass if you send your message too many. Try it now, and send me...

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.