My first time was not memorable at all. I like to be challenged when it comes to bedroom activities. I have no qualms about trying new things, rather I want to see if it'll feel good enough to add to the list of things that makes sex my favourite act...

I'm mostly about having one-night stands or what others want to call us "no strings attached", for I'm allergic to long-term relationships. Thinking how my life would be once I'm tied with someone makes me have the feeling of being choked.

I'm most of the time in a euphoric state. Not because I always have sex with someone. The reason is I have a big chest full of sex toys. When I get randy, I reach out for my dildo to make me completely ecstatic.

I still have a day job but am planning on quitting soon. My plans? I want to spend the majority of the years I have left with shagging as many blokes as I can. I did miss out on a lot of fucking while I was stuck at work all day.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.