I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

Do you ever look at a woman and wonder how she moans during sex? Well, sometimes, I do that when I look at men. I can't stop myself from imagining what a handsome man's face will look like when I ride him to heaven.

It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.

The best thing about fucking an old lady like myself is that there is always a possibility that you can fuck me to death. I am a bit frail and fragile, so you better be gentle with your thrusts. Putting aside my weak body, feel free to fuck me all yo...

The best thing a man can do for his woman is to make her cum before he does. Too bad, there's only a handful of lads who passed my life that did this for me. I hope it's not too late for me to want and experience the pleasure of cumming first.